Kicking Rajinikanth’s Ass...

First of all let me say that kicking his ass is an impossible task, it is a feat that can barely be imagined let alone executed, for he is the greatest action hero, strike that, HERO that ever lived. Not only is he an action hero, he the greatest person ever...”whatyae man!!!” quoted Abbas, a highly successful Tamil actor. 


At this point let me just say that if you don’t know who Rajini is, then you idiot, you deserve to die!!! That is him...to your right, Simply Stunning... Crowned the one and only ‘Super Star’ to ever walk the planet, he is every child’s hero, every woman’s lust, every man’s envy and every villain’s worst nightmare.


The king of comedy and a romantic star like none other, Rajini has wooed his fans for more than two decades. He has given us fantastic movies in every genre, comedies like ‘Thillu’ Mullu, dramas like ‘Thalapathi’, and action like ‘Basha’ are all simply fantastic. Rajini started out by doing a wide variety of roles, as a hero and villain he spewed out fantastic performances in movies such as Johnny, Billa and Moondru Mugam. Rajini became extrasuperfantastically famous during the nineties when people realized that he could kick anyone’s ass, this list includes Zeus, Hercules, His Holiness the Pope, Chuck Norris, all the Baldwins put together, Superman etc, etc.

His lightning quick reflexes and God like moves were outmatched by one thing and one thing alone, his super-cool, make you flip, stab your heart, in your face punch dialogues. One of these dialogues delivered at the right time and place (only he can do this) can destroy entire cities. Added to these exhilarating “punch lines” is his style. Ask any child, woman or hater what the synonym for Style is, and they will tell you it is Rajini. His finger swivelling, coin tossing, knife wielding, sunglass wearing, and cigarette smoking (most famous) skills were even considered for the new seven wonders of the world, unfortunately he was more wondrous than all of them put together, and that title would be a step down to him.

The verdict.... can you kick his ass??? Please... even Rajini’s reflection is scared of Rajini, if you were that gutsy and/ or a suicidal maniac then he would still destroy you in under 0.0003 seconds. Then he would unleash a punch dialogue so harsh to your mutilated corpse, that it would make your soul implode. So kanna be wary.... and long live the Thala....